Euphemisms

According to an informative Royal Bank poster rich= "financially active".
"Ask about special features for our more financially active customers."

It was in Yorkville. Oddly enough I never saw that poster when I worked in Rexdale.

The prodigal blog

It's been well over a year since this blog took its inheritance and left to find itself.

After traveling through western Europe on a Contiki 18-35 singles bus tour, it has returned penniless and riddled with a combination of Australian phone numbers and chlamydia.

It pounded on my door last night to crash on the futon as though it had never left.

Typical.